Here is as little LAUGH for you all today!!

Well I thought it is almost mid-week and we might need a laugh..so here is something really cute I got sent to me.

Subject: JOBS
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked inthe woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working ina Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be aChef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician,but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time tobecome a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience

9. Next, was a job ina Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became aProfessional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a jobin a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. Aftermany years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian- until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job wasworking in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB

Wouldn't it be nice if we could all retire regardless of our age and really enjoy life !

Have a good week all and stay warm... thought the temps are up a bit that wind sure makes it feel more chilly then it is !